Voicemail

[shiroi_tiger]

You have reached the... voicemail of Captain Nathan Algren. While I would prefer that whatever you wish to say to me be said to my face, this is going to have to do.

Leave your message. Make it good.

BEEP

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Comments

Crazy Phone Day!

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

"Hullo, sweetie! It's Daisy. Remember all that food I made before we blew up the oven? Well, there's a lot. So what do you say to you, me, some movies, and trying to eat it all? It might do your skinny white bum some good, anyway. Call me back so we can plan something!"

Needless to say, Daisy'd thought she'd gotten Sarah.

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[shiroi_tiger]

[ XD Third time's a charm! Replied here!]

[atreideslioness]

"I am not quite sure who you are or why you are calling me to ask about incest, but from a cultural standpoint, many groups have approved of it. It's only become a taboo subject on this Puritan rock of a planet in the last hundred years or so."

"If you require evidence, I suggest you start looking up the Ancient Egyptians, The Greeks, and any other culture where gods and goddesses routinely married their siblings. It was considered a perfectly acceptable method of keeping property in the family, as well as making sure children were provided for."

"If you have further questions, please feel free to visit me during my office hours, and good luck on whatever project it is you are undertaking."

[From here.]

[shiroi_tiger]

[Replied here!]

[solo_sword]

"Wow. I can't believe I still haven't heard anything from you. If you're busy, fine, just let me know so I'm not waiting."

[shiroi_tiger]

[Replied here!]

[bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com]

From here (http://bigdamndestiny.livejournal.com/689.html?thread=16561#t16561)

I don't want to talk about pudding or sluts! Who are you?!

[shiroi_tiger]

[Continued here!]

Crazy Phone Day!

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Sweetie, I'm flattered that you would think of asking me for help, but I, uh, really don't know how I can help you out of this. Maybe you should just talk to Worf?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[shiroi_tiger]

[Replied here!]

[memberslonely.livejournal.com]

[From Here (http://memberslonely.livejournal.com/4338.html?thread=31474#t31474)]

Look, I don't who you are but if a she looks like a slut, acts like a slut and walks like a slut, I'm calling her a slut. End of story. Got me?

[shiroi_tiger]

[Replied here!]

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

From here (http://notthehulk.livejournal.com/452.html?thread=834244#t834244)

I don't even have a roommate! The only person who kinda lives with me sometimes is Chad and if you think you're dating him, you have another thing coming!

[shiroi_tiger]

[Replied here!]

Crazy Phone Day

[ashockingbitch]

(From here)

You sound hot and you've got handcuffs. I'll be right over if you'll just call me back and tell me where you live.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[shiroi_tiger]

[Continued here!]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Shep? Whoa. Talk about a blast from the past, dude. I dunno why you'd want to be him either, though, I gotta say."

[From here (http://cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com/3010.html?thread=3033794#t3033794), whee!]

[shiroi_tiger]

[Replied here!]

Crazy Phone

[makesfaces.livejournal.com]

"Hi, yes, I'd like to order the Slap Chop. I understand that comes with with Graty and since I'm ordering now a second Slap Chop and Graty for free. Hello? Hello?"

Re: Crazy Phone

[shiroi_tiger]

[Continued here!]

[glasses-justice.livejournal.com]

"All right. One: who is this? Two: why did you call me? Three: my senses aren't sensitive, and you don't disgust me, whoever you are. But you should stop leaving strange phone messages for people. It's creepy."

(from here (http://glasses-justice.livejournal.com/1235.html?thread=11731#t11731)!)

[shiroi_tiger]

[Redirected here!]

[furious-maximus.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://furious-maximus.livejournal.com/542.html?thread=209182#t209182)]

"I never thought you were innuendoing me. And, let's be honest here, you'd be really awful at it, so I'm glad you don't try. As for the rest... we'll talk next week, okay?"

[shiroi_tiger]

[To here!]

[magdaofslovenia.livejournal.com]

[from here (http://magdaofslovenia.livejournal.com/555.html?thread=117035)]

"Darling, you know we're well past the naked stage of our relationship. And as flattering as that reminder is, I really can't see that changing any time soon. Do stop by, though. We really must catch up. Bye now."

[shiroi_tiger]

[Continued here!]

A Package is at your door, Valentines Day 2010

[heromaniac]

Near your door, you will hopefully be pleased to find a small pink box with a note on it that says,

"Happy Valentines! Thank you for being a great teacher! Momoko Akatsutsumi"

Inside would be a handful of small handmade chocolate hearts.

Despite the linked image her best efforts, they may not all look perfect, but they taste like normal chocolate.